One: Men don't change. What you see is what you get. That is of course, you have to see deep inside, cause some guys are good at hiding the jerk inside and covering it up with a very nice romantic guy. Next thing you know they cheat on you, and with the same very nice romantic face they tell you it's not true. If all the evidence is unrefutable they dare and say the biggest lie that can come out of a guys lips "I can change." BBBBBSSSSSS! Believe me, nothing good had ever come out of that.
Two: Women are incomprehensible. Few will accept it, but its as true as water being wet. When you understand how a women works, then the sky is dark during the day, the sun is wet and the water is dry. You lose all you had carefully studied so far. Any guy who says "I understand how women work." is lying and actually saying "I know how to manipulate women to do what i want." and is of course one of the guys who will say "I can change". Girls confuse me.
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FYI: Believe ME! u r not the 1st nor the last one to feel confused by women. I mean, i even confuse myself so why should i expect any guy to understand us?
Besides, if we were easy to "read",predictable or @ some point guys could actually understand "the way we work"...then, don't u think men would stop studying machines and start teaching each others about us?...... why do u think guys try to make their lifes complicated by studying complex machines(like computers ;-) )...coz they think mayb that way they will b one step closer to understand women! but hey...what can i say? does the word "WET" rings any bell?
....and about men....
"The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes." Cher
"Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone
"A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump, like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite...the male ego." Roseanne Barr
"Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid." Mary Poppins
"Some of us are becoming the men we want to marry." Gloria Steinem
....of course there are always exceptions (can count 'em w my fingers)...
tip 4 guys(looooooool):
"If a man wants to truely communicate with a woman, he must enter her world of emotions." Gary Smalley
.....but be prepared... it can b dangerous(KC)!!hehe
first comment, i loved the quotes, theyre true, except i must say im a good man that just happened, i just thought a lot :) and ive been in a girls world of emotions a lot, and i actually know how to get there, why do you think girls always want me as a friend? cause i understand em :D
second comment, im not THAT confused, and i certainly know im not the first one, it actually is easy to understand you, the thing is you change very fast from one state of mind to another, but in one state, i can understand you :) i actually am one of the few guys who can deal with women easily, dont ask me why, i just can,i think talking to a woman is better than talking to a guy, i dont speak "jerk" hehehe and heeeeeey i study computers but women are a complex machine i CAN understand, the only thing that i dont understand is why they are so inconstant, maybe hormones dunno...and the word WET doesn ring any bell at all! :S :D
if we were that easy to understand dont you think there shoud b more happy women in the world?
hormones???? WHY guys whenever they can't understand us they blame hormones!? what r we? a bag of hormones?? whats the relationship (of meanings/ideas) guys have in their heads about us? i mean is: "women=confusing reason=hormones or/and their period" what guys have in their heads?
-----And im just talking in general....i know there are or should exist some guys,somewhere, that r not like that and they r straight & single! hehehe yeaaah right------
heeey i didnt mean that you girls are only ruled by hormones, im not a girl so i dont understand how hormones work, but youre right, most guys blame it all on the hormones, but like i told you also, its also the jerks that cheat on the girls and treat them badly.....i include myself in the side that actually cares for women, hell, most of my best friends are girls!! i mean, it gets to you after hearing some guy acquaintences talking about how they treated a girl like crap and how the rest treat him like a hero, and having a girl tell you with tears on her eyes telling you how crappy a boy treated her... i actually consider myself one of those guys you talk about that MAYBE there are SOMEWHERE, but still, it doesnt make any difference since to all girls we are all pigs unless we are gay... and to most guys, guys that dont treat women like crap and actually care how they feel, etc, THEY are gay,... so thats why its difficult to find us, cause most are scared to be made fun of.....
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